I saw an ad today for an all male gym. The ad was like, if you are tired of co-ed gyms, come here!  OK, I suppose if you are gay, that has huge advantages. But really, what STRAIGHT guy would go to an all male gym? First of all, guys like to see hot chicks working out. It inspires us to work out. We want to look good. That's what I never understood about guys working out in jail. Who'd want to look good in jail?  Again, I suppose some people would. But maybe the rest are working out in case they had to beat the crap out of guy who thinks they look good no matter what they look like. It's all self defense.

By the way, I was thinking tonight about the phrase beat the crap out. When I was a kid, and my older brother would get really mad at me and yell, "I'm going to beat the crap out of you!" I would run and lock myself in the bathroom and take a really big dump. Then I would walk out and go up to him say, "I'd like to see you try that now!"

But I digress.

Back to the all male gyms. Or any guy who would want to go to an all male gym. The thing is, men are sexual pigs. We would go after any woman we could. That's why it's impossible for a man to just be friends with a girl, because the whole time we'd be trying to figure out a way to hook up with her. Unless she was a pig herself, sexual or not.   So according to that rational, that all men are sexual pigs, if a guy is gay, how in the world could he just be friends with another gay guy?  Maybe that's why some gay guys stay in the closet for so long - they're too busy to leave.

But on the other hand, if a gay guy tells another gay guy he just wants to be friends - wow - that's the ultimate insult. You know you're ugly when you can't even get the gender who constantly thinks about sex to hook up with you.

I read an article last week that said unattractive people are more likely to commit a crime than attractive people. I don't think that's the case. I think the ugly people are just caught more. Why? Because there victims could never forget that face.

And imagine if an ugly guy goes to prison and all the other prisoners still just want to be his friend.  Man. That's ugly. At least he's in the ultimate male gym and has twenty five to life to try to get into shape. Maybe eventually somebody will think he's hot.